if all dogs go to heaven. then bec noir went to heaven and i think he was a bad dog.
he wasnt a dog he was a guy with only like what a quarter of a dog in there stealing dog valor in order to maybe get a free ride into heaven
right dude it's so fucked up. guy took stolen valor from actual dogs. you they think they ostracize him in heaven? i would.
i dont think hes going to dog heaven man thats what im saying i think youd get stripped bare of all your bullshit power ups when you die unless youre an actual godtier badass hes not going to dog heaven hes gonna go up there and try to say yeah im definitely a dog i was part dog for a long time so you have to let me in and dog st peter says i dont know what kind of breed you think youre pretending to be but there arent any bald dogs that look like cheap mannequins in MY pet store and his ass gets shafted to dersite hell which might be regular derse but slightly worse
that's a lot of words for "i'm a huge dweeb." thanks dave, you've inspired me. now i have to really ponder the legitimacy of becs dogginess. is he or is he not enough part dog to pass in dog heaven? like where do you draw the line. personally if they start discriminating against only 10% dog mixes isn't it kinda not heaven anymore?
its dog heaven thats why its not fucking people heaven man like we know pinschers and chihuahuas are just rats with a little bit of dog dna thrown in but thats still a dog i told you stolen dog valor he might as well been one of those guys who prance around in dog costumes do furries go to dog or people heaven they go to fucking people heaven where jesus himself claps them on the back in congratulation for making it