#selfie one of my super fans begged for a classic dave strider ironic selfie so how can i refuse https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/87eb1665e0e2.png
O)( come on! T)(ere's puppy dogs just waiting to lick t)(e frown rig)(t off your face! I could give you t)(e w)(ole "T)(ese are a few of my favorite t)(ings" spiel till you find somet)(ing to smile about! 38)
nothing better than dog slobber all over my face making me all sticky and nasty and smell like ass thats what theyre licking when theyre not giving kisses btw their own ass and ill have to pass dame julie andrews
I'm s)(ore Jade loves w)(en you remind )(er of t)(at fact. 3B) )(ave you )(ad any cake today? It is a celebration, after all!
every day i tell her this awesome fun fact and every day she says dave get the fuck out of my room were tight like that also no im not doing shit i love staying home and just chitting my well wishes like a lazy asshole
W)(ale, mister lazy basss)(oal, would you like some mysteriously self delivering dessert?
If anyt)(ing, you only stand to gain your life! T)(roug)( t)(e consumption of nutrition t)(at will nouris)( your body and give you t)(e strengt)( you need for t)(e coming days 38) =============== -- user feferiPeixes [FP] has offered an item: x1 CAKE SLICE, choco. flavor > Accept? ===============
ominous as hell but thanks for that i guess sure why not =============== -- > Accept ===============