⦓ I'm so glad I dodged the stream of consciousness beam because I think there are things I think that if I said them I would be. Killed. ⦔
tell me i can keep so many secrets you have no idea thats what the shades are for you know
⦓ I feel like the people whose secrets I keep wouldn't be very happy with that!!!! And I'm no snitch. ⦔ ⦓ I can tell you something toooootallyyyy secret though about me if you want! Come closer come closer. ﴾whispers﴿ I think you're pretty cool. Don't tell anyone! ⦔
ok ok so everybody heard that right guys?
⦓ ﴾gasp﴿ I can't believe you'd share my secrets! Bad! I'll have to get a spray bottle to spray you with... ⦔
fill it with apple juice
⦓ ... That would make you rather sticky... ⦔
nah man nah see im like a juice ninja sprays straight into my mouth every time
⦓ Well that defeats the point of a spray bottle as a punishment, then! Perhaps you can have a reward watergun of apple juice if you're good, and a spray bottle of cold water if you're not good... ⦔