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IIn my defence II never 2aiid we were (and II w0uld never 2ay anythiing tw0 Miituna) but faiir en0ugh.
i want a box of my things on my doorstep by noon and ill contact a lawyer over who gets to keep the cat that we dont have i might have to seduce the lawyer to my side but just know its because me and mittens have gone through so much together he blinks his little kitty eyes at me and damn I just fold like a towel you can keep the fridge magnets tho
But II al20 want the cat we d0 d0n’t have 20 II miight have tw0 2educe the lawyer bef0re y0u d0. Miitten’2 ii2 my entiire galaxy, iif he a2ked me tw0 jump 0ff a cliiff iin a very her0iic way. II w0uld and iit’2 n0t becau2e my 2elf l0athiing w0uld agree.
that lawyers got a big storm coming and that storm is the two hottest humanoids in this godforsaken timeline we cant let this end in a strider-lawyer-captor sandwich we'll confuse mittens
II d0n’t thiink any lawyer w0uld be prepared f0r any type 0f 2triider-lawyer-Captw0r 2andwiich. IIt w0uld ab20lutely c0nfu2e Miitten2 and make hiim depre22ed.
@turntechGiivethhead II do apologiithe for thothe two. II hope they aren’t giiviing you twoo much trouble.