im also the only one of my friends with a drivers license even though dave owns a car. he bought it so he can put it in his sylladex and bring it places to sit on the hood and take pictures that he mails to us just so we have to go through all the trouble of opening an envelope to see them
wait that is so fucking smart holy shit hes onto something
youre like that picture of obama giving obama a medal right now but youre obama and my you is the obama getting a medal
that is accurately exactly whats happening here its the dave award of the year for doing a dave thing thats an inspiration to other daves given out by dave inspired by dave hosted by dave and of course the afterparty will also be djed by dave so you better buckle up after this awards ceremony its gonna be a wild one
that sure is a lot of the name dave in one paragraph! also why is your name sticky sbahjo
oh yeah that ok thats my engraved tag right now so i need to wear it like a badge of honor its a little bit of a long story so ill keep it relatively short because im sure you dont actually want to hear about how i ended up running politically for this office long story short im temporary acting mayor of littlecan trolltown and to help boost myself in the polls i took a friendlier trollier name but i actually got elected and now i have an office to hold and i have people that need overseeing and bills to sign and shit so this is just my sworn duty for a while i guess until i run out of things to sign or somebody shows up to throw me out
ohh okay makes sense! i get the sbahjo part but why sticky
believe it or not it stuck with the people hahaha