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The wonders of the multiverse!
Well At Least Ive Done Something Worth Noting In My Life. All Youve Done Is Fuck Someone Elses Wife.
I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: DEREK STRIDER IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THAT’S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HUMANY FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS THIS BIG. AND I SAID “THAT’S DISGUSTING!” SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY CHITTR DOT COM: "DEREK STRIDER, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER." AND GUESS WHAT, HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE: PFFFFFFFFGJT. THAT’S RIGHT BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT, I’M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS. EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I’M GONNA GO HIGHER. I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!
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okay i wasn’t gonna explain it but then i saw that and now it would be cruel if i didn’t. what that little weirdo just did wasn’t glomping. glomping is just hug tackles basically.