Troll Walter White

3 days ago

Why The Fuck Is Walt Jr A Femboy.

Im Actually Sorry To Who I Said I Hated. Im Actually In Love With Mike, Saul, Gus, Gale, And Jack. Except For Hank, Jesse, And Skyl*r. They Can All Fucking Die.

I Hate Saul. I Hate Mike. I Hate Skyl*r. I Hate Jesse. I Hate Hank. I Hate Gus. I Hate Gale. I Hate Jack.

Kult: +14

Kull: +10

Total: 24

Ratio: 1.40

Mike Delgado

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

Damascus Decorated

Verified and valuable friend of Mike!

In This Business...

...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Not our dear, sweet, precious Jimmy!

↩ @damascusDoctorate[DD]

I Fucking Hate Him.

Kult: +4

Total: 4

Should I Swap The Poprocks Hank Is Eating For Blue Meth?.

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

Yani neko

@chimneyNeko[CN]

≽^•⩊•^≼ yeah that'd be a funny prank

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @chimneyNeko[CN]

Ok Wish Me Luck. Ill Update You In A Bit.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Good Morning Everyone. Im Going To Go Make Walt Jr Some Breakfast.

I Think Gustav Fring Is Gay.

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

Dave Strider

@turntechGodheart[TG]

who isnt in this day and age.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turntechGodheart[TG]

You Have A Point.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Ok? Walt Jr Just Explained To Me What A “femboy” Is, I Think He's A Homosexual.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Why Is Walt Jr So Weird? He Made Me Look At Images Of Young Boys Wearing Maid Outfits While Also Having Cat Ears Saying It Was “the New Biggest Trend”.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Gus Keeps Demanding More Meth! What Am I Supposed To Do? Grab It From My Ass!? Meth Doesn't Grow On Trees, Fring!.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Gus Is Going To Kill My Family!.

Kult: +25

Kull: +25

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.00

Davepetasprite

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

Feathery Asshole

despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.

@audaciousCalico[AC]

B33 < mew want some chicken with that

↩ @audaciousCalico[AC]

I Think Hank Would Love Some Chicken.

↩ @heisenDrayted[HD]

Davepetasprite

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

Feathery Asshole

despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.

@audaciousCalico[AC]

B33 < pollos hermanos right B33 < collect mew order there

↩ @audaciousCalico[AC]

Ill Tell Saul To Pick Up The Chicken.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @heisenDrayted[HD]

Davepetasprite

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

Feathery Asshole

despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.

@audaciousCalico[AC]

B33 < mew right betpurr call saul

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Skyl*r Is Fucking Ted Beneke. That Bitch.

Ive Done It. A Meth Purity Of 100%!.

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

Troll Jesse pinkman

@yoBetch[YB]

yo don’t you mean we’ve done it

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Update: Jesse Smoked The Whole Batch In Under 2 Minutes. That Bastard.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

VANTAS.

#callout #nsfw #piss #suggestive

To Be Verified

A user of potential repute.

Crabby Communicator

This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Prideful

This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.

@carcinoGarlic[CG]

I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: DEREK STRIDER IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THAT’S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HUMANY FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS THIS BIG. AND I SAID “THAT’S DISGUSTING!” SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY CHITTR DOT COM: "DEREK STRIDER, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER." AND GUESS WHAT, HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE: PFFFFFFFFGJT. THAT’S RIGHT BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT, I’M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS. EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I’M GONNA GO HIGHER. I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!

@toughTalk

Kult: +215

Kull: +200

Total: 415

Ratio: 1.07

↩ @carcinoGarlic[CG]

Certified Bro Strider

You either love this user or you hate this user.

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

In your dreams.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @toughTalk[TT]

Dirk

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Family Politics

This user understands the importance of a well-placed #incest tag.

@tortuousHorace[TH]

well guess his wife deserved pissing on for marrying him. simple math

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @toughTalk[TT]

VANTAS.

To Be Verified

A user of potential repute.

Crabby Communicator

This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Prideful

This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.

@carcinoGarlic[CG]

I DON'T NEED TO DREAM IT BECAUSE IT HAPPENED YESTERDAY, DEREK. DON'T YOU REMEMBER. IT WAS 5:32PM AND YOU WERE SUCKING THIS BULGE LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT.

#nsfw

↩ @tortuousHorace[TH]

Certified Bro Strider

You either love this user or you hate this user.

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Exactly.

↩ @carcinoGarlic[CG]

Certified Bro Strider

You either love this user or you hate this user.

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Buddy, you wish you had a piece of strider action you chump.

↩ @toughTalk[TT]

VANTAS.

To Be Verified

A user of potential repute.

Crabby Communicator

This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Prideful

This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.

@carcinoGarlic[CG]

NO, I DON'T, EVERY STRIDER HAS PROBLEMS. AND I DON'T WANT A PIECE OF THAT SCHIZOPHERNIA ASS. BITCH.

↩ @carcinoGarlic[CG]

Certified Bro Strider

You either love this user or you hate this user.

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Uh huh, sure.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turntechGodheart[TG]

Barak Trollbama

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Tips Dripping

Stay abreast of #DRIPTIPNATION / #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION's fantastic life hacks.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@barackObama[BO]

What the hell did I do to get dragged into this.

↩ @barackObama[BO]

Dave Strider

@turntechGodheart[TG]

you were mentioned.

↩ @turntechGodheart[TG]

Barak Trollbama

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Tips Dripping

Stay abreast of #DRIPTIPNATION / #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION's fantastic life hacks.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@barackObama[BO]

The moon isn’t really my jurisdiction. You can piss on it, that’s fine.

Im Feeling Bossy.. Put Jesse On The Line.

Jesse, We Need To Cook. https://user40094.na.imgto.link/public/20261005/walter-white-sybau.avif.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Sometimes, I Feel As If I Need To Cull Saul.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Https://user40094.na.imgto.link/public/20261005/screenshot-2026-10-04-7-05-53-pm.avif.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Im Feeling A Little Flirty... Put Mike On The Line.

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

Troll Jesse pinkman

@yoBetch[YB]

yo wtf

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @yoBetch[YB]

Im Fucking Your Mom Jesse.

Jesse Is Threatening To Kill Me Over A Minor Mistake Of Poisoning His Girlfriends Kid! How Was I Supposed To Know He Loved Him?.

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

Shut It Saul, Mind Your Own Buisness.