Troll Walter White
@heisenDrayted
jesse we need to cook
I Hate Saul. I Hate Mike. I Hate Skyl*r. I Hate Jesse. I Hate Hank. I Hate Gus. I Hate Gale. I Hate Jack.
Not our dear, sweet, precious Jimmy!
Should I Swap The Poprocks Hank Is Eating For Blue Meth?.
I Think Gustav Fring Is Gay.
Time for my asks I guess. From @heisenDrayted: Are You A Pussy? Nope unless I am what I eat then sure. #suggestive From anon: derek stop ignoring me ૮꒰ •̯́ ༝ •̯̀˵꒱ა come on man what did i do??? You didn't do nothing, I just don't care for you.
Gus Is Going To Kill My Family!.
B33 < mew want some chicken with that
B33 < pollos hermanos right B33 < collect mew order there
I wonder if any of those midnight crew people are on right now, I could use a good smoking buddy or two, maybe some new cigarette brand recommendations. #substance
Are You Interested In Smoking The Finest Meth You’ve Ever Seen?.
I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: DEREK STRIDER IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THAT’S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HUMANY FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS THIS BIG. AND I SAID “THAT’S DISGUSTING!” SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY CHITTR DOT COM: "DEREK STRIDER, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER." AND GUESS WHAT, HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE: PFFFFFFFFGJT. THAT’S RIGHT BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT, I’M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS. EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I’M GONNA GO HIGHER. I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!
Old head? I'm only 36.
Unc? Aren't you in your 50s or some shit.
Well At Least Ive Done Something Worth Noting In My Life. All Youve Done Is Fuck Someone Elses Wife.
Whatever you say grandpa, how about we wheel your old ass back to the retirement home.
I already got a job chump, its called making smuppet movies also, guess what I've recently got a job at this one car mechanic shop near me.
Keep dreaming? Sure whatever you say, now go on and sell your meth or some shit. #substance
You’re Right. I Have Better Things To Do Than To Talk To Some Pathetic Junkie On Social Media. And Ill Keep Cooking To Earn The Money You'll Never See In Your Life.
Ive Done It. A Meth Purity Of 100%!.
Update: Jesse Smoked The Whole Batch In Under 2 Minutes. That Bastard.
Im Feeling A Little Flirty... Put Mike On The Line.
Skyl*r Just Asked For A Divorce! How Petty Could She Possibly Be?! Im Doing Everything For This Family, Yet She Still Doesnt Want To See A Glimpse Of Me!.
yo I don’t care as long as you get put in jail and your family suffer endlessly for the consequences of your actions
My Partner Just Mixed In 20% Phenylacetic Acid Instead Of 19%! How Lousy Can He Possibly Be!.
fuck are you making meth