do you think shed go for lil cal? who am i kidding what lady wouldnt mans got raw sexual charisma a mile wide. or maybe a kilometer. furlong? nautical mile? dunno why we even need to specify its over water, big whoop, you already have a boat and now youre too good for our landlubber miles? get over yourself skipper. ive seen those bigass hats you have to wear to your fancy sailor balls. ive seen the white suits. why do you always serve spaghetti during those? its just hazing is what it is.
Kull: +5
Total: 5