too many other striders on here i knew id be dealing with more striders i was born and raised to fight striders getting striders in line is all i do when i play minecraft (#anachronisticreference) i speedrun to the nether so i can wrangle some of those bastards up and manhandle em all, slake them to my will and all that, im a goddamn savant when it comes to dealing with striders, but theres a time in your life where you gotta look around and reflect and say to yourself "well dang this is just too many fuckin striders ill need to call the exterminator" and then i pick up the phone and ring the guy and my other phone rings and i pick it up because im him and then i negotiate a fair rate and set timelines and all that shit and then i get to work cutting down striders left and right this shit dont mean nothing to me man. i hardly even know 'er but ill stride her all damn night god damn
