[I believe, as the organic beings would reference from the Simpsons: "Haha, I'm in danger."] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/85876d29ecad.jpg
if i crack open one of these bad boys right now and i smell piss someone is about to get sent straight to seeing osiris i hope you made hella donations to charity and shit and your karma aint dogwater or youre fucked
what the fuck are you saying man figs arent real that's just some shit the government made up to make you believe that you can eat fig newtons without questioning the reality of whag youre actually eating which has to be some soylent green levels of evil here no snack food should have that kind of look and texture im onto them
*thats *what this is what i get for autocorrect and typing with one hand the apple juice is fine by the way im ripping into this bottle right now
Nah that 2not2taiin ii2n't anythiing two worry about. Mo2tly harmle22.



