kink: “that thingy where you are asleep (or at least pretend to be) so that i dont get performance anxiety. its mutually agreed upon at first of course! im not some lubricious curr preying on the dreaming. i just... tend to find it takes the pressure off so i can dance my part of the horizontal tango in peace is all.” rating: ok ok yeah i can see the charm 6/10 the way you worded that last sentence tho is fucking hilarious anyway, over elaboration time (as promised) so this got a low rating despite my obvious encouragement specifically cause its a split deal like on one hand if i topped itd get a 1/10 cause if theres one thing i need its reassurance and enthusiastic consent 24/7 so my partner being “asleep” would just end in me constantly asking them if it was cool and breaking the scenario bottoming tho solid 8/10 sounds hot to just relax and let someone do what they want while i ever so sneakily keep my little peepers closed and try to remember im supposed to be snoozing