chittr
← @turpentineAcademia

Good evening, Chittr. I *decamped* tempawrarily due to the depravity of this site's users. I've taken a breather, and built up the *truculence* to return. How is ebearyone tonight?

Kult: +40
Kull: +35
Total: 75
Ratio: 1.14

Welcome back, bestie! https://i.imgur.com/RiNjZUV.png

Salutations. And what exactly are you suppawsed to be?

Oh Rantam, you're a riot! I'm Pinkie Pie! Your friend! Pinkie Pie is EVERYONE'S friend, but it's easy to forget sometimes! Must've slipped the thinkpan!

Cute isn't exactly what I was going for, but I will accept it for now on my day back.

I don't recall ever meeting you. Is Pie short for something?

Nope! Pie just means pie! I'm Pinkamena Diane Pie, but I like Pinkie for short because Pinkamena is too stuffy. I'm a pastry artist, a party planner, and I am literally best friends with everyone. EVERYONE. That means you too now!

Sure. If you say so. Enjoy the LARPing.