@tweakingSurgeon — #nsfw
I love my cupe. My cupe is a pile of porno, drugs, and money! #substance #nsfw
I forgot whether or not it tasted like grapes! #NSFW
Touching myself. #NowYouKnow #NSFW
I still buy porno magazines. Internet porn is for chumps. Probably. Unless you can make money from it, I’m staying genuine! :-) #sleazythings #NSFW #business
im awake from my good nap on my favorite pile of drugs money and porno #NSFW #Substance
I’m gonna take a nap on my pile of money, drugs, and porno now. #Nap #NSFW. #Substance
Yes it tastes like grapes #NSFW #FunFact
Bored. What should I do? Who should I do? Why should I do? #NSFW
Your name is JEREMY SYLVEN, but you prefer being called "Doctor," and you're kind of a big deal. You're about as sleazy as the average con man can get; you'd do just about anything for good money. The things you do for cash vary wildly, from selling cheap junk at outrageous prices to stealing from royalty or performing unlicensed, illegal surgeries. However, your specialty is stealing and selling drugs. Your most famous product is candy infused with sopor and mind honey. It can be sold separately or combined into a single product. You're a people person. You love partying, one-night stands, and gett...Read more
Still jerking the slug if anyone cares. #LifeUpdates #NSFW
Jerking my slug silly now!!!!!!!!! #LifeUpdates #NSFW
I’m dangerously high and horny right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What to do???????????????? #Substance #NSFW #Advice #Business
It's not desperate if you would pail for money, it's a smart business! Not like I'm considering it. That would be UNCLASSY of me. #BUSINESSIDEAS #NSFW
Heh. I am so good at advertising my wonderful products. Maybe if I say I'll post my "man titties, bitches", my sales will SKYROCKET! #NSFW #Substance #business
I look in the mirror and go "put them away slut" just to keep myself humble about my pecs #nsfw
Can’t believe masterCuller got me pregnant guys #nsfw??????????
Sex sells, so I’m selling dildo-shaped edibles. Mindhoney fused too. #nsfw #substance
