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@tweakingSurgeon — #nsfw

I love my cupe. My cupe is a pile of porno, drugs, and money! #substance #nsfw

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I forgot whether or not it tasted like grapes! #NSFW

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Touching myself. #NowYouKnow #NSFW

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I’m a whore #NSFW

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I still buy porno magazines. Internet porn is for chumps. Probably. Unless you can make money from it, I’m staying genuine! :-) #sleazythings #NSFW #business

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im awake from my good nap on my favorite pile of drugs money and porno #NSFW #Substance

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I’m gonna take a nap on my pile of money, drugs, and porno now. #Nap #NSFW. #Substance

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Yes it tastes like grapes #NSFW #FunFact

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Bored. What should I do? Who should I do? Why should I do? #NSFW

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Your name is JEREMY SYLVEN, but you prefer being called "Doctor," and you're kind of a big deal. You're about as sleazy as the average con man can get; you'd do just about anything for good money. The things you do for cash vary wildly, from selling cheap junk at outrageous prices to stealing from royalty or performing unlicensed, illegal surgeries. However, your specialty is stealing and selling drugs. Your most famous product is candy infused with sopor and mind honey. It can be sold separately or combined into a single product. You're a people person. You love partying, one-night stands, and gett...Read more

Still jerking the slug if anyone cares. #LifeUpdates #NSFW

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Jerking my slug silly now!!!!!!!!! #LifeUpdates #NSFW

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I’m dangerously high and horny right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What to do???????????????? #Substance #NSFW #Advice #Business

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It's not desperate if you would pail for money, it's a smart business! Not like I'm considering it. That would be UNCLASSY of me. #BUSINESSIDEAS #NSFW

Heh. I am so good at advertising my wonderful products. Maybe if I say I'll post my "man titties, bitches", my sales will SKYROCKET! #NSFW #Substance #business

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I look in the mirror and go "put them away slut" just to keep myself humble about my pecs #nsfw

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Can’t believe masterCuller got me pregnant guys #nsfw??????????

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Sex sells, so I’m selling dildo-shaped edibles. Mindhoney fused too. #nsfw #substance

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