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Dr. Sylven

@tweakingSurgeon

Just a regular ol’ unlicensed surgeon, drug dealer, and conman. DMs open for business inquiries!! they/it/he/she

Blood: PurpleAge: Kult Score: 960Kull Score: 67910 followers10 following
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Your name is JEREMY SYLVEN, but you prefer being called "Doctor," and you're kind of a big deal. You're about as sleazy as the average con man can get; you'd do just about anything for good money. The things you do for cash vary wildly, from selling cheap junk at outrageous prices to stealing from royalty or performing unlicensed, illegal surgeries. However, your specialty is stealing and selling drugs. Your most famous product is candy infused with sopor and mind honey. It can be sold separately or combined into a single product. You're a people person. You love partying, one-night stands, and getting wasted. But what you REALLY love is gambling and messing with people. You're as trustworthy as anyone could possibly be. Who wouldn't want to trust you? Chumps wouldn't! Are you a chump? Whatever. You're about eight or nine feet tall—you can never quite remember. Needless to say, you tend to stand out. You especially stand out because you're not a clown. Gasp! You love reminding people that you're not a clown. How special. You also happen to love the sound of your own voice. Anywho, you usually spend your nights selling, gambling, or partying—meeting new people and doing whatever catches your interest until the next day. #NSFW #SUBSTANCE and possible #NSFWE and #GORE

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Donnie Darko.

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00

Jake Gyllenhaa L

Kult: +5
Total: 5

One time I got so high I saw my corpse in the forest telling me how ill die #whatdatmean #substance #horror

Kult: +17
Kull: +5
Total: 22
Ratio: 3.40
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A user of unestablished repute
asexual
love yourself
@obscurallyDaguerrotypal[OD]

>>>((It)) only appeared when the veil was thinned >>>((It)) lives in plausible deniability

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

I am ashamed of my music taste.

Eating a burger with no honey mustard

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I love my cupe. My cupe is a pile of porno, drugs, and money! #substance #nsfw

Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00
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transgender
love yourself
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
Verified
A user of established repute
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@masterCuller[MC]

ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >s0 j≡/\l0us rn

Still not a clown. My face is too pretty for makeup! #ego

Kult: +10
Total: 10

This sopor is crazy. I think I have the face of god. #substance

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I made a grenade launcher out of a bong one time. Then I smoked out of it! #substance

Hahaha im such a fat fucking chud well I’m not that fat aw shucks

Hey (with charisma).

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Washing blood off a wedding dress again. #LifeUpdates #Violence

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Me? Desperate? Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft. I am bad, though.

Kult: +17
Kull: +5
Total: 22
Ratio: 3.40

Give me money. #Business

Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00
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transgender
love yourself
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
Verified
A user of established repute
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@masterCuller[MC]

ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >0k

I forgot whether or not it tasted like grapes! #NSFW

Kult: +12
Kull: +10
Total: 22
Ratio: 1.20
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transgender
love yourself
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
Verified
A user of established repute
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@masterCuller[MC]

ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >H0w d0 y0u f0rg≡t

Hey am I annoying you now or can I go home

Touching myself. #NowYouKnow #NSFW

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

Three rechitts on one post I’m famous

I’m cute as hell.

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
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this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Chronic Catturbater
This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.
transgender
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Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
pansexual
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Deverified
A user of unestablished repute
@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< hell yeah

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I’m a whore #NSFW

Kult: +25
Total: 25