You wanna know what's "remarka8ly convenient", Mindfang? It's "remarka8ly convenient" that you just HAPPENED to kill the Grand High8l∞d. It's remarka8ly convenient that you HAPPENED to 8e the only sane one on the seas. It's REMARKA8LY FUCKING CONVENIENT that, despite supposedly leading the revolution, the ONLY evidence of your existence was your fucking dice and your goddamn 8∞k. 8ecause at the end of the day, everything you did amounted to NOTHING. You still died, Her Imperious Condescencion remained in power, and ALTERNIA STILL FUCKING 8LEW UP. 8ut me? I ascended. I saved the lives of LITERALLY EVERYONE who mattered. 8ecause the timeline where I died, EVERYONE died. I held shit together, and I helped cre8 the new universe.
get her ass. #mindfangis0verparty