I DIDn'T Wak3 up In Th3 Wr(o)ng TIm3 p3rI(o)D, juST aT Th3 Wr(o)ng TIm3, p3rI(o)D. Im STIll fuckIng TIr3D.
(O)h y3ah, b3an WaT3r, mayb3 n3v3r WaS much (o)f a h(o)T DrInk DrInk3r.
ThaT S(o)unDS aWful, naW I'm g(o)(o)D, I'll juST g3T my fl(o)(o)D fl(o)WIng by m(o)vIng ar(o)unD.
WEll, trying to disgust you so much you waakke up on your own waas worth aa shot
I hIghly D(o)ubT y(o)u W3r3 TryIng T(o) DISguST m3. Th3r3 ar3 b3TT3r WayS, l(o)l. AND I WaS alr3aDy up anD ab(o)uT. If my aSS aInT g3TTIng (o)uT (o)f b3D, IT'S n(o)T g3TTIng (o)uT (o)f b3D (o)r p(o)STIng.
THe first suggestion waas genuine, the second one waas aan aattempt to disgust you. THough I aam glaad you aare aable to function by yourself, thaat is greaat news
hmmm D(o)nT b3lI3v3 u gay b(o)y.
AAnd we haave reaached aad hominem in record time. BEsides, thaat is aa baaseless aaccusaation
Im juST callIn y(o)u ThaT cauS3 IT'S funny