♠ hated by @tyrtaeusTableside
Are you certain you don't look *anything* like these men? Try to look past the shades and the spiky hair and examine the structure of the face; the cheeks, the jaw. What people are trying to tell you - rather bluntly and without tact, in my opinion - is that this website connects you to a fantastical multiverse where you will invariably meet strange duplicates of people you know with the circumstances of their births all swapped around higglety-piggledy.
I assure you these people do have their reasons, but I respect that those reasons will look absolutely nonsensical to you. In fairness, most of us that come upon this website have already been through a great deal of shared experiences upon which we base these assumptions, whereas you clearly do not as of yet.