Serpent.
@undeniableFate
Chat, I promise if I ever become something greater against my will that I'd be one of the more blunt and direct ones because I hate the vague bullshit
Mmm. I'd understand that the vague bullshit and mysterious pretenses don't really help anyone, yeah
Hm, perhapsssss ssssso perhapsssss not. But you will underssssstand that obfussssscation isssss much more fun.
Or I go the direct route. "Hey Joe Schmoe, in about four weeks, god is going to smite you, here's the steps you need to take to sucker punch them in the cock to make them stop in direct detail"
I've got my eyesssss on you.

stop that

go away
I cannot be ssssstopped in any way that mattersssss. Do not worry, you will be unharmed. I am sssssimply obssssserving thossssse who made cracksssss in my champion.

who tf is your champion. what

the way that clarifie's nothing

for someone whos not a dumb mutt maybe
Then I sssssuppossssse it will remain a myssssstery. You do know it though.
Perhapsssss my firssssst missssstake wasssss taking two potential vesssssssssselsssss.
The fact you need vesssssssssselsssss at all isssss kinda cringe.
Do you judge a doctor, pardon, "mediculler" for usssssing a ssssscalpel when they have a sssssword available?
If sssssuch comparisssssonsssss are beyond you, perhapsssss I have given your impact too much weight Knight.
Oh hush, I'm just fucking with you. Anyway, why do you need a vessel at all? Why do you NEED a scalpel?
When you get to be asssss old asssss I am, you ssssstart to appreciate the minutia, dessssspite being unable to effectively interact with it. I aim to fix that divide.
So what you wanna come down from on high and have some gd ice cream? Be so fucking for real.
SSSSShe treatsssss her denizen with sssssuch a lack of care. Perhapsssss that wake up call will be what finally breaksssss the prince.

…OH.
You have been the caussssse of much fear among my..... lesssssssssser sssssiblingsssss. It hasssss been ssssso fun to watch them ssssscurry and panic while I bide my time for my vessssssssssel.
You will find your attemptsssss to taunt me will not be asssss effective asssss thossssse you have usssssed them on in the passssst.
I sssssee at leassssst the "beforan" variant holdsssss true. Alasssss it did not play the game, ssssso itsssss ussssse asssss a vessssssssssel isssss limited.
I can hardly think of a more fitting one for my purposssssesssss though. Even dessssspite her current rebelliousssss ssssstreak. SSSSSoon ssssshe will realize her calling.
You'll find when operating at a sssssufficient ssssscale, variantsssss aren't asssss far ssssseparated asssss they'd like. Besssssidesssss, none of you possssse a real "problem" I am beyond patient, I can wait for a vessssssssssel to end up breaking.
