before i forget. happy fathers day to every man over the age of 50. also a reminder that my dms are so fucking open if you happen to fall into that specific niche.

I mean. I am no father, I would never wish to take care of some stupid pathetic pupa. But I do pass the age of 50.
tell me more.

Glad to hear you're interested! Heheheh. Well, I am an inventor. Seeing as you're a human, you clearly wouldn't know of my company Fazbear Robotics and the incredibly innovative robotic inventions I made for the time. But, I tinker with robotics, basically speaking. How does that sound, hm? Still listening?
oh yeah. absolutely. please continue.

Perfect! Haahaahaa! Well, noticing how charmed you are by my disposition, might I say I have had sweeps upon sweeps of romantic experience! Good old Willly A. has had his fair share of partners in his life. Now, I know, I know. What am I, some kind of manwhore? No. Definitely not. For every single troll that has gotten close to me romantically has... Well, simply put, perished. By none other than my own blade. Haahaa! That's right, those pathetic bastards get all lovey-dovey on yours truly, we hit it off over a couple drinks, and SLASH!!!!!! On a random cold weekday night, whether in the throes of passion or purely in a fit of needless violence, they feel the sharpness of my knife slash through their soft, weak throats. Removing them from my life altogether. Ready to repeat the cycle over again... Hahaha... #Violence!
so alluring. im practically fuckin swooning.

Why, thank you! Ugh, finally. Someone with some SEMBLANCE of good taste here. My own DMs are open as well, if you seek some other specific purpose I guess! I would be more than happy to indulge you in the answers to whatever questions you may have. Heheheh...