NO. I AM NOT A FUCKING "NEET". LORD IS A FULL TIME OCCUPATION.
WHAT DO YOU THINK MY MASSIVE BADASS VAULT IN MY MASSIVE BADASS MANOR ON MY MASSIVE BADASS MOON IS FULL OF. THE FELT DONT WORK FOR FREE. OKAY THEY DO. BUT I LIKE TO PRETEND THEY DONT.
WHO THE FUCK WOULD COUNT YOU AS A LORD.
WHO KNEW CONCEPTS COULD MAKE SUCH STUPID FUCKING MISTAKES?
IMMUTABLE ONTOLOGICAL TRUTHS ARE NOT MISTAKES YOU IMBECILE. ARE YOU DIMENSIONALLY CHALLENGED?
FROM WHAT I’VE SEEN SINCE I GOT HERE, KID, I WOULDN’T TRUST ANY VERSION OF YOU TO START A FUCKING CAR EXCEPT MAYBE ONE.
WHY WOULD I EVER USE A MOTOR VEHICLE THAT PEOPLE STICK THEIR GRODY ASSES ONTO. I CAN FLY AND HAVE FORESEEN THE TRAVELING CAPABILITIES OF MY CAIRO OVERCOAT.
THE CAR WASN’T THE ACTUAL FUCKING POINT I WAS SAYING I WOULDN’T TRUST YOU T’ DO SOMETHING OBJECTIVELY SIMPLE THAT ANY OTHER IDIOT COULD DO!
IF THE CAR WASNT THE POINT DONT BRING IT UP. SIMPLETON. I CAN DO ANYTHING AN IDIOT CAN. I AM VERY GOOD AT IDIOTIC ACTIONS EVEN.
. . . . I NEED YOU TO SAY THAT YOU DIDN’T JUST SAY THAT LAST PART UNIRONICALLY.