♦ pitied by @unendingUroborus

sat up too long and now my spine. ow.
I HAVE No IDEA WHAT YoU CoULD BE TALKING ABoUT.
being alone sucks.......no one would want to befriend a limeblood though :(

i never did end Up taking that photo, sorry loves. suffice to say, jane doUsed me in a very, very potent plaster, painting me in the alabaster of hUman bone! roxy, meanwhile, has been tricked into the shadow dimension for the evening. i was meeting with some people from pUblic works aboUt my latest mUral, and sUffice to say they had qUestions. i mUst stress: *april fool's is not a recognized holiday on #earthc.*
TIPS I WISH I KNEW. WHEN I WAS GETTING INTO "LOVE." FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME. 1. LOVE IS PAIN. 2. YOU WILL EITHER KILL THEM. THEY WILL KILL YOU. ONE OF YOU WILL DIE FOR A BORING REASON. OR YOU WILL BREAK UP. YOU CAN ALWAYS SKIP TO THE GOOD END. BY BREAKING UP. AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. 3. ALL MEN DO IS LIE. AND CHEAT. AND GAY. YOU CAN AVOID THIS PROBLEM. BY CHEATING FIRST. AND HARDER. THIS NEUTRALIZES HIS INEVITABLE BETRAYAL. AND ALSO. ENSURES IT. LIKE BALANCING A SCALE. OR CREATING A TIME LOOP. 4. WOMEN WILL HURT YOU EVEN WORSE.
Go home, Gorr'Rylaehotep


