:> Monsterfucker this, monsterfucker th^t. Are you putting effort into rom^ncing the monster first? Do you know its hobbies? P^st? Are you prep^red to de^l with its weird ^nd gross ^spects th^t you /don’t/ find ^ttr^ctive? Much to consider. <:
٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶ I'M TRYING MAN
:> Well th^t is cert^inly ^n emote I h^ve witnessed. Feeling pent-up, ^re we? Who’s your monster. <:
（♡⌂♡）I wish I could say but I'm not mentioning it just yet!!!!! Because....... well, I haven't spoken to him directly yet
:> H^te to bre^k the news to you but th^t doesn’t count ^s trying to rom^nce someone. You need to spe^k to him ^nd know him before you should ever consider rom^nce, fr^nkly. No, I don’t c^re how hot he is. Who knows? M^ybe it would work out. But you h^ve to ^ctu^lly h^ve enough inform^tion to m^ke th^t c^ll. <:
(つˊ̥̥̥̥̥ ³ ˋ̥̥̥̥̥)つ I PROMISE I'LL TRY!!!
:> Just remember to tre^t him like ^ person before you st^rt ^ttempting ^ny ^morous ^cts. <: