:> Buy my inform^tive new p^mphlet, “How To Rescue Someone in C^ptivity: For Dummies” ^t the low low price of free. I do this for the love of spre^ding ^w^reness ^bout common pitf^lls th^t YOU c^n ^void tonight! <:

[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthank y0u. tthe 0n1y d0wnzide iz tthat it iz a 1itt1e nerve wracking. [END MESSAGE]
:> H^h^h^, th^nk you. Honestly, this one could’ve been worse…rescuing P^sc^l w^s the most clownshoes things h^ve been, I h^d ^ good pl^n ^ll worked out with K^r^m^ ^nd then ^ few choice morons esc^l^ted things to ^bsurd levels. <:
Sounds like a nightmare. I fear it's the sort of thing that happens with nearly any group project...
:> I decided to un-group the project, negoti^ted with their shitty ex directly, ^nd just sw^m down ^nd brought them up bec^use I w^s so done with everyone else. <:
:> Considering we’d gotten to the point of fleet-level we^ponry being involved, de-esc^l^tion w^s required before it ^ctu^lly got used. <:
