β >B] aint nobody kno dis but me & my hb once got invited 2 dis fuckass parkingblock function dat wuz full of jades n shi & we were liek "fuck yea" cuz its a moist ass parkingblock full of jadeblood bitches who TF is sayin no 2 dat >B] >B] any wayz turns out doe rite >B] >B] not only is da party a fuckin farce >B] >B[ but all da jades r liek actually a buncha rainbowdrinkers n shi >B[ >B] but we hella fried so we dont even rlly kno wtf goin on cuz any time da bitches try n get a shot at our jugulars we jst be knockin em out cuz my dogg got 2 left struts & if he bad @ smth i start bein bad @ it 2 >B] >B] fuckin deckin these hoes left n rite >B] >B[ but yea den da main bitch runnin da jont gets all fussyfanged abt it n she starts chasin us so we hit feet >B[ >B] until rite >B] >B] UNTIL >B] >B] NO FUCKIN JOKE >B] >B] da handmaid shows up rite >B] >B] n shes all freaky n fuckin half dead or w/e but shes also liek lowk nonchalant & dgaf so she tellz us she gon help out cuz its liek >B] >B] fate or w/e >B] >B] n e wayz word 2 my mother grub she whips out 2 red forties n tellz us 2 go spray dem bitches w it cuz liek apparently dat shit is liek >B] >B] holy ass poison 4 da mortally fucked or w/e >B] >B] n we start doin dat until every1 of dem hoez melt in2 troll puddles n shit >B] >B[ she fucked off rite after doe ion think we coulda asked her nun >B[ >B] i wuz gon ask if i could fuck but my boy said dat wuz stupid asf which liek ion think it wuz but it is wht it is yfeel me >B] >B] N E WAYZZZZZ aint nobody eva believed us when i told em dat wuz wht happened >B] >B] but im tellin yall bro >B] >B] shit wuz real >B] >BP still feel bad bro they wuz bad asl doe >BP
