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← @unknownUndertaker

⚰ troll gogglE which wAy to thE mArkEtplAcE to AcquirE nEw su ⚰

Kult: +274
Kull: +270
Total: 544
Ratio: 1.01

⚰ my nEighbor quAlifiEs As thAt, I woulD sAy 7 ⚰

[ Qualifiesss asss. A ssstray banana peel? ]

⚰ yEs. cAusEs misEry whErEvEr I go, usuAlly unExpEctEDly EvEn though I hAvE long sincE comE to AccEpt my misEry involving him in this lifE AnD pErhAps thE nExt As wEll 7 ⚰

[ Honessstly you ssshould jussst cull him. ]

⚰ bEliEvE mE, I'm tEmptED to At timEs 7 ⚰

[ Don’t jussst let your dreamsss be dreamsss. Go for it. ]

⚰ unfortunAtEly both my gEnErAl morAls AnD my cArEEr forbiD such A thing unlEss it is in sElf-DEfEnsE ⚰

[ Hm. Truly a ssshame. ]

⚰ bEcAusE of it I hAvE founD mysElf in A situAtion thAt I woulD not wish upon my grEAtEst EnEmy 7 ⚰

[ Your aforementioned misssfortune. I presssume. ]