I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THE WHOLE 'TRANSTIMELINE' BULLSHIT BACK DURING SGRUB, BUT NO. SOLLUX IS ALWAYS FINDING SOME HORRIBLE BACKDOOR INTO HELL AND THEN PLACING IT ON *MY* LAP FOR ME TO 'CHECK FOR THREATS'. PARANOID FUCK. GREETINGS 'CHITTR USERS', THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING. THOUGH I SUPPOSE IT WOULD BE MORE ACCURATE TO SAY YOUR EMPEROR. I'M NOT GOING TO PRETEND TO FULLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE OTHER THAN 'SOME BULLSHIT', BUT I THINK I'M MORE THAN ADEQUATELY PREPARED TO HANDLE WHATEVER IT IS THIS PLACE THROWS AT ME. WHAT? DO YOU THINK AN EMPEROR HAS NEVER DEALT WITH AN ONLINE MORON BEFORE? PLEASE, I WAS DOING THIS SHIT BEFORE YOU WERE GOD DAMN HATCHED. IF YOU ARE ONE OF MY SUBJECTS: BE PREPARED TO BEND THE KNEE AND GROVEL BEFORE YOUR FUCKING CREATOR IF YOU ARE NOT ONE OF MY SUBJECTS: I WANT TO KNOW WHY. LET'S ALL HAVE A CHAT, SHALL WE? I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THE KIND OF MIND NUMBING RAGE EXCRETIONS YOU FUCKING NOOKSTAINS CAN PILE ONTO MY MEAL PLATTER.
THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY THING YOU'VE SAID TO ME THAT SEEMS LIKE A CORRECT ASSESSMENT. I'VE SEEN A FEW OF YOUR 'KIND' ON HERE NOW JUST BROWSING THE MAIN TIMELINE AND FUCK ME YOU ARE GOD DAMN UGLY.
lmfao yeah you pretty much wanna suck out your own thinkpan through a silly straw every time you meet one of us forever and that never changes. except when it does!
haha yeah. anyway this you? 8P
THAT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME. WHY IS THIS DUDE'S FACE ASSAULTED BY SOME KIND OF FURRY ANIMAL?
eh, guess he grew it out 'cuz mom and dad like it or something.
eugh. how on earth did you survive your session with out terezi or vriska slapping some sense in to you?
WHAT SENSE WOULD THEY BE SLAPPING INTO ME? THEY'RE MY FRIENDS, THEY'RE ON THE SAME PANEL OF CREATIONISTS THAT I AM.
okay, mister emperor.