Gonna have me a hoe gimme the sloppiest, sticky syrup footjo8 8eneath the a desk at Denny's. Waiter will come over and ask what we want to order, and I'll have to look at him with a str8 face and say "MORE. SYRUP!" 8efore a8so-fucking-lutely painting the underside of that ta8le. This one's for you, @uprootedGarden. You asked for this. #nsfw #ihavepro8lems
i think that's the single most pleasant thing you've said to me on this site, so i'm going to even it back out by saying fuck you bitch :)
and don't mention )(er like that unless you wanna be a blue stain on the ground :) #violence #suggestive
I 8et she swims around in a giant aquarium and you feed her flakes from the top, don't you?
oh i can't wait to tear you apart piece by piece you stupid bitch.
I love 8eing torn apart 8y woman that h8 me, you will only 8e doing me a service. 8ut I'll still 8eat yo ass. #violence
technically i'm non-binary, but i think i get the point. and i really, really, really want you to try, hate having people who just sit there and take it. #violence #suggestive
Even 8etter to me! And when have I ever just sat there and taken it? You must really not know me that well then. ;;;;) #suggestive
trust me, rare occasions some of your variants are real pushovers it's disappointing! but i think i trust you'll be the real deal, otherwise i'll be super disappointed, and probably doing a bit of overkill... really hate people who are all bark no bite. #suggestive