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@vacuousSavant
dude i love tiwtter it is so cool here looole where the memes at my homies!!!!! my social security number is 742-13-0009 call me :)
∨:᜶ TrollGꝒT⨾ How do you know what Quadrant = [FLUSHED, ꝒITCHED] ⮠
o(≧▽≦)o Hi Van! Silly Van, this isn't the search engine! (￣▽￣) Also were you the one who threw that rock at me? I saw writing on it but I don't speak Alternian...
hhaaa whaaaaat dude this guy is off the STANK cart if you know what im saying why the hell you typing like a 1970's macbook. i can't even tell what youre saying man cmon drink some water it'll sober you up from that gas station dab pen. i feel that pain tho one time, my buddy theo and i, well ok just me cuz theo's too square for that Mara Ja Midge! haha i love saying that. Mara Ja Midge! haaha oh right anyways dude you won't believe it i got so high i threw up on theo's desk as he was explaining this cool game called... superb? ohhh. you know what. i tihnk. i think yea ok yea it was sims actually he was explaining that to me and whatever (i wasnt listening though shhh dont tell him that haha i was watching a bird outside his window i think it was an eagle. kinda too small and red to be an eagle though. maybe a chardnal? yeahhhh those things like the baseball team) oh but yea he got mad cuz it took him 3 weeks to get it out of his keyboard but it was like, dude, i'll BUY you another one don't sweat it but he insisted because it was a mechanical keyboard but, like, aren't... all keyboards mechanical? crazy stuff man i think you 2 would get along cuz you are both computer geeks it seems
(°ロ°) Low-caste-faking violetblood daughter or performative subjuggulator lowblood son?
secret third option: uhhh can i get the joseph mother. jo mama.
ok good news guys i combined (alchemized? iiiiii unno lol thats what theo insists its called shoutout to my bro theo) skateboard wheels and my sneakers. i made heelys but better. suuuuuuck it heelys you will never get my 70 dollars. because i dont have 70 dollars. i have 15, at most, if like, i dig in old pants pockets and find loose change ok but anyways bad news. i just busted mega ass outside SubWay(tm) and i lost a tooth but its cool because i did a kcik flip off their stupid advertisement sign they put in the middle of the sidewalk who does that. putting a sign in the middle of the sidewalk bro it is a side-walk not a sign-walk. also since when did SubWay(tm) decide to start selling wet concrete lol what the heeeeeell don't you guys make... like... sandwiches? yes sir i would like a fat glob of wet concrete on a four chese italian footlong submarine sandy yea can i get extra mayo on that lol imagine https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1503205827593375874/1503205869049876500/darm_daniel.png?ex=6a02810f&is=6a012f8f&hm=a11b4ef3c7ce4570057c87f7bb9a8ba637c1034912f2921f784deea47045029d
(´ω｀。) You have such a way with words...
i have indigestion from the concrete submarine sandwich i think they put too much mayo de noche on that nasty thangggg haha help
Zome human zaid my eyez are Mario and Luigi. Who the FU<K iz that.
haha hey i love those guys they jump a lot. do you jump like them? if so can you jump over to the phone and give me a call please i may, or may not have..... ok i definitely absolutely put at least 4 spoons in my garbage disposal. i dropped one down there and then tried to fish it out with another spoon and uh... well. haha. lets just say... there's certainly more than just the first one i started with. help. i will totaly smash some turtles with you man if you can please come help meplease
ooooooh im sorry bro uh i should clarify i kind of don't do that and ramble a lot but uh mario and lugu are two guys who are red and green and they jump a lot and also love animals haha NOT they step on them. i love those guys played their games a lot as a kid super neato. oh uh yeah but anyways dude help. please. the disposal is starting to spark and i thiiiiink that means its hungry and it wants another spoon :) but im running out of spoons :( i need your help because if not im gonna have to eat soup with a fork and thats # not cool. oh wait i just read the actual post again sorry lol adhd but u should get that eye stuff checked out that may be pink eye wash your hands before wiping your eyes dude
< A pair of foolissh plumberss according to my ressearch. :>~
I don't know who you are but you're qui<kly getting in my lizt of people I'll <ull the ze<ond I zee them at the ztreetz. #humanzzu<k
yaaaa... i dont get why they are jumping on turtles. that always bugged me ngl turtles are cool. did you know that turtle's shells are like... iunno their spines basically? ok well kind of not. its like... a big bone tube. it is their ribs and spine at the same time. very neato :)
yeaa i can get behind that, people can be kinda mean now a days but you gotta have big hope dude :) all about outlook on life. and also now down to 2 spoons man please god i will give you 57 dollars. it is all in quarters though. but its okkkk because i alchemized them with a paper towel tube (the cardboard part) so now they're all a big giant roll. you'll be, haha, rolling in the dough dude it's awesome
woooooa. dude. DUDE! dude. dued. dude........ dude. twitter looks so different. very cool elon musk! love the updates dude. haha yessss
K--<WHO EVEN IS THIS DOUCHEBAG
ooohhh! haha oh yea ok so - elon musk is a big guy. fellow with some fat dollars. giant wallet. i think he made a ronket? lands itself and everything. so cool. oh im off topic anyways he bought this webste in... hmm... 2022... yeah. he said he was gonna make some big changes to the site and, yup, he certainly did :) i like your text color dude. green is so killer
ooooh... a wait are you asking about me or elon musk because uh i am just a fellow internet user here haha i was offline for a really long time until my friends said "hey play this game" and i said "oh thats awesome sure" but im not good at games. i kind of just go along with what my friends tell me to do like, yessir, haha im saluting you right now imagine that, but uh, oh, im off topic but uhh yeah elon musk is some # malding rich guy that bought this website, twitter, some time ago i think. i heard he was changing the name to x or something but it looks like he went with smth else which good golly thank goodness this has a much better ring to it than x