chittr
← @venomousDeliberation

< I have it on good authority from my ssourcess that Air Portss are intentionally dessigned in a maze like way to wasste your time and causse you to missss your flight. S"ince they rebook it I can only ssummisse that it iss done to causse grief and only grief ssince ssomeone enjoyss it. #tereusstypingss :>~

Kult: +29
Kull: +20
Total: 49
Ratio: 1.45

I'm more inclined to believe it's to compensate for their overbooking, so they go ahead and get you fucking lost in the sauce ahead of time. Fucked up.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

< It iss deviouss that they employ sso many wayss to causse grief. Over booking iss a very good excusse they usse. :>~

Kult: +5
Total: 5

There's at least one recorded instance of a magical girl turning into a witch inside of an airport, at which point no one could be bothered to deal with it, so the witch's labyrinth just became a permanent part of the floor plan.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
@ninePhases[NP]

< Inssane to hear, I will be writing thiss down for all future theoriess. :>~