I have to 8at trolls off with a 8room. Not 8ecause they are particularly romantically interested in me, 8ut 8ecause they want my sick, sick loot.
oh, no thanks. i have. way too many real unwanted fights to do like. a real fake fight on top of it! maybe some other time.
Aggh!!! Yeah, I'm kind of out of date on items, to be honest... @_@ I just read the monster manual over and over.... You right though!!! You right!!!
Okaaaaaaaay. 8ut the offer is still open. Even your winds aren't enough to autowin this, you know! Currently, I have Eridan and Tavros in, 8ut I haven't decided who else is going to 8e invited yet.
i guess you could pitch it to me? like is it just a bunch of fighting with rules? are dice involved? other than the ones you use while fighting i mean. also i wasn't under the impression i'd autowin. i'm a much better fighter than i used to be but like. i have been WORKING for it lately. i don't trust anyone to be an easy win.
It's more like scouring my entire planet to complete a series of challenges in a narrative driven campaign alongside your FLARP Teammate (randomly pulled) and tests your puzzle solving, physical strength, tactical knowhow, and a8ility to ascertain information from the envrionments.
࣪⊹₊˚{ have you ever considered investing in passive security systems? }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ like, to be honest, i am soooo into moats lately.... <3333 OMG. with a spiked lining at the bottom of it! }⟡7⟡{ <3 <3 <3 <3 }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ omgggg. }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Then I wouldn't get to hit them with the 8room. Surely you see my conundrum.
࣪⊹₊˚{ omg.... wait. i see it now. }*n*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ its actually like, kind of toxic of them to put this sort of weight on you.... how do you even deal? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Now you're getting it.
࣪⊹₊˚{ + honestly, i still think you might realllly be into like, a stragglers moat or something, to keep away all the straggly ones that are too gross four the busy end of your broomstick. }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ if youre ever interested i have this one terratorture-monger who is just SO good. ughhhh. <3 hes does interplanetary gigs so TOTALLY LMK if you want his contacts!!!! #gatekeepingbreak }˚₊⊹ ࣪