steam's sale prices are really bad, but scheme's are even worse. why does troll gordon freeman's video game go on sale from $9.99 to $19.99!! that's worse!! that's the opposite of a sale!!
࣪⊹₊˚{ well, duh!!!! it the collective punishment youve all earned four played video games instead of REEL 1s! with dice + pieces + blood feuds! }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ full offense but youre better off spending that money on a copy of minnowpoly + tearing your friend group apart! }>_<{ at least youll have played an ACTUAL game....!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
dang i didn't think of it like that...to think i am sullying the memory of the human species by transmuting my blood into that depraved, monstrous form of human, known as "gamer." most of my buddies kicked the bucket IRL but i guess that's no excuse. i guess nobody would notice if i played banker and lined my pockets just a smidge. boy it always grinds my gears when people get huffy about that. cheating is the point of board games! besides it adds realism. which i imagine you are into if you prefer board games in the real world to video games in the computer world.
࣪⊹₊˚{ WHAAAAT! i was just aboat to offer to play with you until you admitted your cheating habit! }⟡A⟡{ }⟡A⟡{ <!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ CHEATINGGGGG is NAUT a viable strategy, babes! there are rules four a reason! + youre like! spitting + stomping on them with your l+lubby legs right now!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
well maybe i wouldn't do it if somebody else plays banker!! wink wink nudge nudge! bats my beauteous eyelashes, blink blink blink! also i am at the very least doing a cool landlubby two-step rather than a stomp.