I h^ve been recently been m^de ^w^re of ^n exciting new cre^ture th^t m^y just ^ide in my quest to firmly prove wh^t I h^ve known to be re^l ^ll ^long. Th^t the ^rc^ne is not only re^l, but ^mong us ^ll! I will find this "Jersey Devil". Just need to figure out wh^t ex^ctly "Jersey" is, ^nd why it c^uses so m^ny unple^s^nt feelings to mount just s^ying it, like just the word itself conjures the ide^ of stepping into thick polluted smog.