I sit here Knowing that ignoring the problem will make it worse, Knowing that the paper's Only Piling Higher - and I Still don't Tackle it! I Still start Crying when I try to do the Only Thing They Pay Me For!
- Hey, big guy. 👋😁 I have a surprise for you! 😀
Do Tell!
Champ?
- Sorry, sir. Haha. I got a little nervous... I just really hope you find tonight's Work surprise adequately pleasing. 🫣 - So... how long has it been since you checked your inboxes? 😁 The good ol' digitals, of course. - Actually, don't answer that. I drafted responses to all of your emmails, and to all of your pending mmatters in the C-Suite Skorpe Memmo, and the incomming fleet of project/change proposals fromm the mmanagemment teamm. Additionally, RE: those proposals, I've put together potential responses mmeeting all the pertinent bullet points of their inquiries, and also penned a separate report outlining the long and short of what all of the proposals were actually for, as well as the potential culture/revenue immpacts that the Commpany mmight incur fromm denying or approving themm. 👏👏😄😄 - Of course, the shareholders are probably going to want to discuss all of that at the next board mmeeting. But I was able to a council-wide, informmal shoosh-pappagation and reschedule it for later next wice, so you'll have adequate timme to Handle the review and mmake your prelimminary decisions! 😁😁😁 - I also added a nummber of gentle calendar remminders RE: you doing that before the then. But don't worry... 😏 I put a bunch of charmming quote-posters inside the remminders in order to encourage you on in the immportant and thankless Job of mmaking executive calls! 😁😁😁 - This should take you approximmately six hours and three mminutes to commplete overall. But worry not. 😆👏 I scheduled you somme "SUPER LOCKED IN AND FOCUSED TIME" between then and now, interspersed with breaks for sustenance, enrichmment, and divergent tasks over the next few Worknights. So you wrangle this wiggly Pickle without feeling so buried, big guy! 😆 - Hahaha, if you dislike any of this, please allow mme to keep mmy life!!! I strive for adequacy and live for total subservience to the mmachine, bro, and I love it!!! Just as mmuch as I love the clemmency of the big mman! 👏👏👏😄🥹😄😄 - Hope this Helped, sir! 🤗
Your salary is doubled. Keep doing this.
- Ita what 😀
Doubled. I've also just sent you a 2000 Boondollar bonus. I need to... I mean, I need to Get to Work, so No More Chit Chat! Keep it Up, champ!
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