i need my moirails and/or their family members to stop making my brain hurt with time stuff
What's a moirail? Also what do you mean time stuff?
In human-legible terms, if a matesprit is someone you love romantic-ways, then a moirail is someone you love queerplatonic-ways. Most Earthnoids already understand this concept intuitively and just don't have a good word for it.
Thank you for the explanation. I will understand what's going on here soon enough, I am certain.