I can’t even be a damsel in distress anymore, my staff is far too efficient. #SufferingFromSuccess.
I cannot stress enough how bad of an idea that would be.
Hear me out I get Dave to go to a timeline where you're a baby and lock that you in a tower until it's eighteen and then you're a damsel in distress.
Then I wouldn’t have met Michelle or my matesprit. 0/10
Hear me out I suicide bomb myself in The Grey House and hold you as a hostage. #cw-self-harm #suicide
I’m pretty sure you’re going to get put on a watch list if you keep this up. Actually, I’m sure you already have been. I would advise against that as well.
I'm so bored, Trollbama. Even making a hydrogen bomb won't fix my boredom.
Then do something you’re capable of doing. That does not involve me, if possible. I would rather you not die.
I need a task. I'm like the og version of H.A.L. at this point. "What is my task?" To quote him.
You poor man.
Don't pity me. It makes me sad.