@walkstabwalK — #iwantcandy
Ahem Hi im jack noir Have you or a loved one been affected by the power of a trickster lolipop/have decided that taking one was the only way to have a relationship was taking one? Have you married like 5 people in a state in candy state sex craze and are suddenly like "oh shit i didn't sign up for this". Well don't you worry, here Noir-Harken co, we can help you all of you dump your sorry asses and have a 50, 25, or whatever percent of people you decided to whip your candy sticks or marshmallows out on. Never fear, any marriage can be broken down in seconds. And you maybe saying "I didn't willingly ...Read more
For anyone that got "married" during the #eridanweek #iwantcandy #iknowwhatyoufreaksdid and are looking to get away from that Im now decided to become a divorce lawyer if you need any help
I'm so glad I have insider knowledge to all of this, thank you so much for the laughs guys. #eridanweek #iwantcandy
I have the power to do the funniest thing and rechitt everyones message who went to #iwantcandy and #eridanweek last night
From what i heard no Roses or Jades went to the #eridanweek / #iwantcandy thing tonight Lets give it up to all the Roses and Jades everyone
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Should I go to #eridanweek / #iwantcandy
Crocker out here making people sign a NDA agreement over the worst kept secret in the entire fucking universes Like I didn't even need to be there and I figured it out #eridanweek #iwantcandy #icanrunhercompanybetterthenshecould
Anyways, here are my thoughts on whats going to happen at #eridanweek / #iwantcandy orvwhatever we are calling it now 1. Everyone because some dumb fucking trickster 2. Everyone gets mindcontrolled 3. A cult is made 4. A other bomb goes off and since it is bunker everyone dies 5. A Eridan finally loses it and kills everyone