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do not trust anything im saying until ivE had my coffEE. i cant thinks right whEn i m slEEpy

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You really should invest in a t-shirt with this image: A picture of a Minion from the Despicable Me franchise, in a fluffy pink dressing gown, matching slippers and a curler in its one hair. It holds a cup of coffee and frowns, with text next to it that reads 'Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee'. It would suit you.

im not an 18 swEEp old lusus i dont likE thE fucking minions

Then perhaps if you stopped speaking like one I may stop mistaking you for one.

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