@weirdAlchemist — #harbingersofthealpocalypse
Remember, we're always wonderful at the #HarbingersofTheAlpocalypse. Sure beats raising cattle! Yeah!
Remember, we're 'al' (wink) accepting here at the #HarbingersofTheAlpocalypse! Also, give this song a listen sometime, ey? https://vasterror.bandcamp.com/track/weird-alchemy
Oh yeah! You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before, and I gotta tell ya, it was really great! Except that I had to sit between two lovin' cerulean women with excruciatingly severe quadrant issues, and the little grub in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time. The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts, and the in-flight movie was well, the title is just too long to say! And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out, (my fault) And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside, And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died! Except for m...Read more
Remember, joining the #HarbingersofTheAlpocalypse is completely free! Sure, you'll have to dedicate a good chunk of your time... but that's worth it, isn't it!
I, the Weird Alchemist, do not concern myself with this 'kult' score! I already have a cult- I mean, group of friends of my own! Speaking of, you should join the #HarbingersofTheAlpocalypse!
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy, living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the hive, half a block down the street from Jerrie's Bait Shop- (You know the place!) Well, anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy! Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning my lusus would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast! Daww, big bowl of sauerkraut! Every single mornin'... It was driving me crazy! I said to my lusus, said, "Hey, lusus, what's up with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet lusus, she jus...Read more
I know you want what's on my mind and it eats you up from the inside! And that's the Alpocalypse. You know? All we'll do is have some fun. I know I'm not the only one! Your whole existence is flawed, and being apart of us will only get you closer to god! Despite all of our rage, we're just rats in a cage. And we can redirect that rage into a new purpose! And we can say together... black hole sun, won't you come? #HarbingersofTheAlpocalypse #TheAlpocalypse