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@weirdAlchemist — #parttwo

Oh yeah! You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before, and I gotta tell ya, it was really great! Except that I had to sit between two lovin' cerulean women with excruciatingly severe quadrant issues, and the little grub in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time. The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts, and the in-flight movie was well, the title is just too long to say! And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out, (my fault) And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside, And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died! Except for m...Read more

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