[LIFE I$ TOO $HORT. DATE YOUR #OWORKER]
#BadAdvice
we do not have short lives in the slightest, but who am i to stop you from your life choices
[YE$ WE DO HOW AM I $↑PO$ED TO A$$E$$ A$ MANY JOB INTERVIEW$ A$ I #AN IN LIKE A #O↑LE HUNDRED YEAR$ WAIT]
uhuh, you get it