today for breakfast i had a cluckbeast embryo sandwich with oinkbeast strips / i would send a picture / but i ate it / so you can imagine it
⚇ ayyy i heard you been talkin' to my pal Ursila. ⚇ we had some reaaaal fun today. ⚇ got her to really engage with her faith. ⚇ her first culling! ⚇ you proud? ⚇ i'm all kinds of proud ⚇
i think that's / culturally significant? / i don't follow clown faith stuff / or know much about it / but if it's important to her / i guess i'm happy for her
⚇ really :8? ⚇ i ain't expect that maturity from you, sister. ⚇ maybe yous aight. ⚇ it *is* culturally significant. ⚇ she twisted the head offa that lowblood ⚇ like nothin' i ain't ever seen. ⚇ shit was GNARLY. ⚇ you should've been there, sister ⚇
geez / i mean / that's not really my thing / but i'm glad you two had fun / just / please skip on the details / whenever i hear about stuff like this / i get sad
⚇ typical. ⚇ but out of respect for my sister in faith. ⚇ and the budding friendship you two seem to have. ⚇ i'll relent. ⚇ hope this helped your sandwich go down. :8] ⚇
sorry / i'm not a woman of the cloth / even if i partake of the drink / i don't really have a stomach for this sort of thing / but i hope you take good care of her / she's a good friend
⚇ sigh...⚇ you motherfuckers really are baked all dry and brittle. ⚇ shakin' my damn head. ⚇ but as a personal favor. ⚇ i'll play nice wit' Ursila. ⚇
thank you for understanding / i really appreciate it