does anyone know how to wake up a fanfic writer / time sensitive
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ ... She conks out pretty hard. You'll have to give it time. ]
this is the most embarrassing experience / like / ever
please don't put this in your column / i beg
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ "Lowblood singer found at infamous doujinshi's hive waiting for her to wake up." Does have a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Kehehe... ]
at least you didn't mention the costuming / i think i'm going to actually die
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Oh that's the part that's mentioned *later* in the paragraph, Ms. Roixmr! ... I'm kiddin' you. I don't write 'bout stuff as personal as that. Most of the time, anyways. ]
i'm so glad for lowblood solidarity / i was secreting any number of munitions
do you wanna put on a hopbeast suit and find out how alarmingly comfortable it is / or do you wanna be quiet