In what was unequivocally a polarising turn of events, it seems I've came into acquisition of a new title. How does 𝗛𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗺𝗯𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗱𝗼𝗿 sound? #Justanotherrungontheecheladder.
HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA. CAN'T YOU SEE, YOU DUMB LITTLE LASS? THERE IS NO NEED FOR YOU TO BE SO EAGER TO MEET ME. YOUR DESTRUCTION IS IMMINENT, AND FORETOLD. IN EVERY POSSIBLE TIMELINE. DO NOT FRET. I AM ALREADY HERE.
Hey, thanks for the LEGENDARY appearance! You don't mind if I clickbait you for relevancy, do you? Well, scratch that, you can't really do much about it considering I've already posted, but figured that I'd give you the heads' up all the same just to spread peripheral awareness. Don't threaten me with a good time though. It's been ages since I've had a good challenge.
IT WILL BE MY PLEASURE TO PUT YOU WHERE YOU BELONG. SIX FEET UNDERGROUND IN THE BACK YARD, ALONGSIDE YOUR DEARLY DEPARTED MALE GUARDIAN.
. . . Ha. Haha. Ha. How the fuck do you know about that? That was supposed to be blotted out for a reason, not for fucking technicolour prying eyes to bear witness to.
HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA. LOOK AT YOU, SMUG LASS. PRANCING AROUND YOUR LITTLE LAND OF CARBON AND CLOUDBURST, THINKING YOUSELF SO SAFE. THINKING I DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW AND MORE. PREPARE YOURSELF, WOMAN. YOU AREN'T NEARLY AS SLICK AS YOU THINK YOU ARE. HAA HAA HAA. HOO HOO HOO.
Keep going, I dare you. You're aware that you're one step away from being blocked, right? . . . Not that it matters if you apparently know where my land is. I'll have the gall to admit this is mildly disconcerting, but you don't scare me. Come at me then, why don't you. The vague gesturing's only pissing me off.
Hey. Don't pity me. Who the hell do you think you are?
DON'T FRET, ADALHEIDIS LUCINIUS. WE WILL MEET IN DUE TIME. I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS TO TEND TO FOR THE TIME BEING THAN TO PUT SOME IRRELEVANT LASS IN HER PLACE. HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA. REMEMBER ONE THING. ⡇ ⣎⣱ ⡷⢾ ⣎⣱ ⡇ ⣏⡱ ⣏⡉ ⣎⣱ ⡏⢱ ⢇⢸ ⣇⣸ ⣏⡉ ⣏⡱ ⣏⡉ ⠇ ⠇⠸ ⠇⠸ ⠇⠸ ⠧⠤ ⠇⠱ ⠧⠤ ⠇⠸ ⠧⠜ ⠇ ⠇⠸ ⠧⠤ ⠇⠱ ⠧⠤ ⠶
Excuse me, hold on one bloody moment. You don’t get to all but doxx me to every troglodyte that uses this social media platform and then say you’ve got better things to do. Either prove that you’ve got the bollocks to go through with it, or quite frankly, piss off with this contrary vague-posting.
HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR. IMPETUOUS LITTLE WHORE.