
... I think I hit the time of night where my head starts going sideways.
Human beds, we sleep horizontal

CROSS EXAMINATION! why. that's stupid

It's not literal. Metaphor for a mental state "turning sideways."

Because we aren't built to sleep vertical. Or in sopor.

POINT OF ORDER! that's less stupid but still admittedly kind of stupid

READING ONTO THE RECORD! my sympathies, i suppose?
I've slept in sopor and cupes and I get the appeal, but yeah, we as a people decided laying down on surfaces (preferably soft) is the best way to rest

A lot of humans also just have negative reactions to being submerged in sopor as it is when produced for trolls anyways, nor do we strictly need it as a species... So I doubt we'll ever see it adopted by a majority of humans in most timelines.

READING ONTO THE RECORD! that's... kind of embarrassing, but i hope you guys have fun with that, i guess?
Fair enough. It was. Pleasant to me but it helped me deal with the night horrors. I won't bug you much go lay down boss