UGH. HOW DIFFICULT IS IT TO ***NOT*** WAKE THE ENTIRE KINGDOM UP WITH YOUR LOUD, STOMPING PODSTEPS. As if I wasn't UP LATE ENOUGH AS IT WAS, NOW I HAVE TO BE WOKEN UP EARLY??? Do servants not understand HOW TO WALK QUIETLY.
it'd be spending judiciously on your own comfort if it makes things quieter. what are you saving up for, boss, an even bigger crown or something? must be some economy if even the upper echelons are shrimping and saving...i mean, scrimping and saving...
Are you stupid? To have more money. The entire point is to hoard it. Duh.
1. maybe a little or so i've been told 2. i guess the price of having scrooge mcduck stacks is interrupted beauty rest?
Or, and this may be difficult for someone of your calibre to fathom: WALK. QUIETER.
ooh, or maybe a really cool nice lush thick carpet. oh that'd be so sick....shag carpets are so awesome and also i guess they'd take peons a super long time to scrub for fishy-powertrip reasons. like some cinderella floor-scrubbing montage stuff, except they're not gonna be the princess of the story because, of like, the fact there already is one of those and also he is a boy. oh man, but maybe they could still be the princess if you woke up comfortably late (because of the quiet walking) and you saw this beleaguered downtrodden troll lady singing really well and her face is in the bubbles as she sings her cleaning song, and you were like, wow she is so talented and walks so quiet, i wonder if her foot will fit in this glass slipper or crystalline pinson or whatever trolls call it. and then she would be troll cinderella and you would be troll prince charming. and also you would sleep later
Your ideas are quite fanciful, but at least they are entertaining. You have that going for you.
yahoo!!!! thanks! i hope you have a nice day's sleep tomorrow. remember my shag carpet idea!