warner!: "hiya!! you can call me warner! (that's my last name, but int…"

hiya!! you can call me warner! (that's my last name, but internet safety doesn't really factor in anymore). :B i'm into ttrpgs, musicals, comedy theater, cartoons, toys, puzzles, and video games! if my posts sound sorta goofy or weird, it's because 1. i'm actually an alien (shh! don't tell anybody!), 2. i've been kind of a "shut in" gamer (those who nose :B) for most of my life, or 3. *i'm* sorta goofy or weird! and of course, devilishly handsome and cool. my blood is red, i'm a bard of mind, and i used to snooze in a big ol' golden city if that stuff matters to you. *** feel free to check out my handle on gameFAQs for my pokemon 100% walkthroughs and minmax strats for each pokemon through to platinum!! also, if you picked up sburb/sgrub and need some time-sensitive advice *wink wink nudge nudge*, i'm your gamemaster! ;B (ooc: he's kind of blasé about death, suicide, and bodily harm because his land is a kaizo trap-laden rpg. general warning for that but relevant tags will of course be applied.