\\ YOur name is SKILLA HARLOX. YOu are way tOO many sweeps Old tO be dealing with this crap, it’s ridiculOusly UNCOOL, dude. YOur interests include LITERATURE and FRIVOLOUS TOMFOOLERY. Despite nOt being a grub anymOre, yOu still SHARE A HIVE WITH YOUR LUSUS, HYDRAMOM. YOu cOnsider yOurself pretty chill, as far as purple blOOds gO. YOu really lOve emulating the WICKED STYLES OF BARKBEASTS. YOu alsO have tO USE A CANE Or even A WHEELCHAIR because YOUR WHOLE BODY HURTS A LOT FOR SOME REASON. YOu are alsO, like any self respecting trOll Of yOur caste, a deeply devOted clOwny juggalO YOu’re happy tO share a quadrant with anyOne but red tends tO be reserved fOr the ladies and nOn gents, and yOu lOve meeting new peOple in general, and try tO be as cOOl and friendly as pOssible
