#repealed

Barak Trollbama

2 days ago

@barackObama[BO]

NEW POLICY! *THIS POLICY HAS BEEN REPEALED. I have voted to accept the phrase “I’m just a girl” as a valid legal defense. This also includes many of its counterparts, including but not limited to; “I’m just a little guy,” “It’s my birthday,” “I was tweaking,” and “Your Honor, you weren’t even there.”