chittr
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know the signs of a haunting before you get your bug ass jumped. for further questions or inquiries, reply with your {uriosities and i might answer. for questions on *types* of ghosts (yes there's different kinds), i'll explain those in a future post. https://i.imgur.{om/mihq0ju.png

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Kull: +75
Total: 175
Ratio: 1.33

i think he's just got a lot of love for the world. nothing harmful there. tell me if something es{alates like if they get suspi{iously happier. lu{ky for you, i used to work as a professional lusus body language interpreter for a wipe.

https://cdn.discxrdapp.cxm/attachments/1212316855193305089/1486135817431945356/imgxnline-cxm-ua-ReplaceCxlxr-30esuGJEeUM.png?ex=69c46755&is=69c315d5&hm=51196106e05463973b1e6ef11e4e037ffcc6cfb899e9467cc715ec9693f2c701& He lxxks like this :>

how about you make like your soda gimmi{k and shove some {o2 up your ass. maybe something worthwhile might finally {ome out of you.

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I c.o°uld p.o°p .o°ff instead is that anything anyways they d.o° n.o°t talk t.o° me n.o°r d.o° they tell things t.o° me and they are fake and n.o°t reall and they are fake and y.o°u.o° are a faker this is n.o°t a gimmick this is my life my essence wh.o° I am s.o° much m.o°re betterer and realer than gh.o°sts which are fake and cann.o°t haunt me

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great news. i think your lusus is just plagued by an insatiable bloodlust. i'll see what i {an do about that, but keep him away from anybody under 5 feet in {ase he thinks they're a grub and eats them.

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xh dear... i'm under 5 feet... ah well, he wxuldn't hurt me! hxpefully.

they probably don't talk to you be{ause you're a bubbleless loser who {an't even make the essen{e of their very being good. you are a stale ass soda. no flavor. no tangy bite. no bit{hes. you may not be haunted by ghosts, but you are definitely haunted by your la{k of purpose in life. {ase {losed.

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wear these for prote{tion. just in {ase he stops smiling. https://pbs.twimg.{om/media/gklsx3ybkailt4a.jpg

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Mmy s.o°da is the highest .o°f quality f.o°r the fairest .o°f prices c.o°me find me the Carb.o°nated Caravanserai y.o°ur w.o°rds fall fr.o°o.m me with n.o° effect and I am glad they d.o° n.o°t speak t.o° me because they are fake and I am t.o°o. busy enj.o°ying delici.o°us s.o°das

i'm gxing tx wear these frxm nxw xn anyway, they're awesxme...

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